Tuesday, July 03, 2007

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"



1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.



2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.



3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.



4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.



5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".



6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.



7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".



8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.



9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.



10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

8 comments:

Hammer said...

Uh oh what does it mean if a man can say yes to half the list? ;)

BobG said...

"Uh oh what does it mean if a man can say yes to half the list?"

Be afraid...be very afraid...

Jeannie said...

I was gonna say it sounds like pretty much every day.

Liliana said...

Hammer, I think it's call "andropause", but you are very young for that, right?
:)

Lexcen said...

Do men get MENopause or is it only women?

The Phosgene Kid said...

I spend a lot of time hiding out in the garage - it is safe out there...

Lexcen said...

You have been tagged.

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Lexcen:( Do men get MENopause or is it only women? )
That is called Womopause. :-)
Seriously ... Yes, men also have a time like that, but it is called mid-life crisis. They don't get the hormonell disturbanse in the same way as women, but they have other troubles like, overstressed, nervous, uncontrolled temper, gets more introvert etc.