Monday, June 25, 2007

Male & female items . . . .

Did you know? . . .


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You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.


1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.


3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.


4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.


5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.


6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.


7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.


8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.


9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.


10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you?


But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!


7 comments:

Snog Dot said...

Hilarious! How do come up with this stuff?

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

;-)

The Phosgene Kid said...

A headache is definetly female...

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Phos: Ha ha ha ... I thought we were the earache.

loria said...

Very nice.

loria said...

very nice.

Lee Ann said...

That is excellent!
:)