Tuesday, January 09, 2007

What??? Again!!!

Tagged by Lexcen:


Q. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A. Even one more fucking day to live.

Q. How much cash do you have on you?
A. $ 0.00

Q. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A. Poor

Q. Do you label yourself?
A. No

Q. Bright or Dark Room?
A. bright

Q. Why is there always a missing question?
A. Is it? I think it is too many questions.

Q. What does your watch look like?
A. Round with “diamonds”

Q. What were you doing at midnight last night?
A. Sleeping.

Q. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A. Don't know I never go there.

Q. What’s a word that you say a lot?
A. Can you turn around, please? (massage ya know)

Q. Who told you he/she loved you last?
A. Hah??? What word??? Is that word in the dictionary?

Q. Last furry thing you touched?
A. My dog

Q. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
A. I don’t have camera

Q. Favorite age you have been so far?
A. Before I got born

Q. Your worst enemy?
A. Norway

Q. What is your current desktop picture?
A. My book “Tell Me Who I Am”

Q. What was the last thing you said to someone?
A. Hope to see you again

Q.The last song you listened to? A. “Ave Maria” by Luciano Pavarotti

Q. What time of day were you born?
A. 12.20pm

Q. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
A. I don’t play on those

Q. Do you consider yourself kind?
A. Yes, to a fault.

Q. What’s your life motto?
A. You can rest when you die.

Q. Name three things you have on you at all times.
A. Hair, skin and nails

Q. Can you change the oil on a car?
A. Yes

Q. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A. 6th January 2007 (I send my book to a friend)

5 comments:

BBC said...

I LOVE YOU

I just test you a lot is all. :-)

BBC said...
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BBC said...

I removed that comment cuz I messed it up. :-)

Q. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
A. Hi God, you piece of shit.

Q. How much cash do you have on you?
A. $ 42.30

Q. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?
A. Whore

Q. Do you label yourself?
A. Cranky?

Q. Bright or Dark Room?
A. bright

Q. Why is there always a missing question?
A. What question do you want answered? I can answer any question in the universe to my complete satisfaction.

Q. What does your watch look like?
A. Round, very plain, hangs on a belt loop.

Q. What were you doing at midnight last night?
A. Reading the news online.

Q. Where is your nearest 7-11?
A. None in this area.

Q. What’s a word that you say a lot?
A. Shit, fuck, goddamn.

Q. Who told you he/she loved you last?
A. Helen

Q. Last furry thing you touched?
A. My cat

Q. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
A. It’s digital

Q. Favorite age you have been so far?
A. That would have been about sixteen million years ago.

Q. Your worst enemy?
A. I don’t know.

Q. What is your current desktop picture?
A. On my computer? I don’t use one.

Q. What was the last thing you said to someone?
A. Thank you for buying lunch.

Q.The last song you listened to?
A. Don’t recall.

Q. What time of day were you born?
A. Don’t know, it’s not on my birth certificate.

Q. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
A. Seldom use them.

Q. Do you consider yourself kind?
A. Yes, and used a lot

Q. What’s your life motto?
A. To hell with the past, drop that baggage and keep looking forward.

Q. Name three things you have on you at all times.
A. Hair, skin, nail, and a bonus, balls.

Q. Can you change the oil on a car?
A. Yes, and I can rebuild the automatic transmission.

Q. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
A. Don’t recall, they all have email.

infinitesimal said...

the bright or dark room has to do with sex i think

I thought you did not do tags!!!!!

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Infinitesimal: You right, I don't like it. That's why I have not tagged anyone neither.