Thursday, January 25, 2007

This is the only day in history
named Thursday 25. January 2007
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What will you fill this historical day with?
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I got this in my mail . . .
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY.
DO YOUR PART!
AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.
SO THIS SATURDAY 27.January 2007 AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED. FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.
ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.
SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.
THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.

7 comments:

Mark said...

I'll have the lawn chair ready!

BBC said...

I'm going to ignore it all and work on my camper today.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Sounds like a conspiracy to me. Happy 25th of Janurary!!

Lexcen said...

chair-check,
six pack-check,
video camera-check,
binoculars-check,
digital camera-check.
I'm ready.

Princess Saphire said...

seems like someone is playing quite a nasty prank...

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Princess: I think someone is playing a joke ... Don't you think?

curmudgeon said...

It's worth a try!